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How it works
Questions, answered
How does it work?
How does it work?
Unzip the hidden belly zipper and slide in any standard tissue box. Every tissue then pops out from behind.
Does my tissue box fit?
Does my tissue box fit?
Yes. It's made for a standard tissue box, so the ones you already buy will work.
Is it a good gift?
Is it a good gift?
It's made for gifting. Secret Santa, white elephant, birthdays, or the Lord of the Rings fan who has everything.
Is it just a joke, or actually useful?
Is it just a joke, or actually useful?
Both. It gets the big laugh when it's unwrapped, then it does a real job on the desk or nightstand every day.
How big is it?
How big is it?
About 18 in / 45 cm long, big enough to hold a full tissue box and be seen across the room.
Will it look cheap?
Will it look cheap?
No. It's soft minky plush with a fabric loincloth and a gold-tone ring, so it looks and feels like a proper plush, not a cheap toy.
Can I wash it?
Can I wash it?
Yes. The cover comes off and is machine-washable.
How does shipping work?
How does shipping work?
Shipping is free on every order. You get a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.
What if they don't love it?
What if they don't love it?
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. Just email us and we'll make it right.
3,000+ Happy Finders
Found my precious
Opened the box and immediately knew this was the best $35 I ever spent. My roommate hasn't stopped laughing since. The plush is way softer than I expected.
10/23/2026
My daughter won't let go of him
Bought it as a joke for the living room. My 7-year-old claimed him on day one and now carries him around the house. Every tissue gets a laugh.
10/21/2026
Best unboxing of the year
The box alone made me laugh. When I opened it and saw those eyes I couldn't stop smiling. Perfect for the Lord of the Rings fan in your family.
10/19/2026
Christmas morning MVP
My son unwrapped it first and the whole family lost it. Easily the gift everyone talked about all day.
10/17/2026
Our kitchen has a new boss
My roommate thinks it's the greatest trophy ever won. It lives on our kitchen counter now and every guest has to pull a tissue.
10/15/2026Perfect gag gift
Took a little longer to arrive than expected, but the reaction was worth it. Fits a normal tissue pack.
10/21/2026Great white elephant gift
Got this for my sister. Total Tolkien fan. She said it was the best gift of the night. It's super soft. Highly recommend for any fan.
10/12/2026Family loved it
Got this for my coworker. He quotes Gollum all the time. He almost choked on his drink. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Already ordered a second one.
10/11/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my boyfriend. Total Tolkien fan. He filmed it for his group chat. Looks just like the pictures. Already ordered a second one.
10/09/2026Exactly as shown
Took a little longer to arrive than expected, but the reaction was worth it. Quality is better than I expected.
10/08/2026So dumb, so good
Had to fluff it up after shipping, now it's perfect. Fits a normal tissue pack.
10/08/2026He lost it
Got this for my best friend. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He almost choked on his drink. Quality is better than I expected. Buying one for myself now.
10/02/2026My precious
Had to fluff it up after shipping, now it's perfect. It's super soft.
10/01/2026Great white elephant gift
Got this for my coworker. He reads the books every winter. He made everyone come see it. Refilling takes like five seconds. Instant classic in our house.
09/30/2026Hilarious
Got this for my boss. He quotes Gollum all the time. He filmed it for his group chat. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it. 10/10 would gift again.
09/26/2026He lost it
Got this for my dad. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He made everyone come see it. Quality is better than I expected. Already ordered a second one.
09/21/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my husband. He reads the books every winter. He put it on his desk at work right away. Looks just like the pictures. My precious!
09/19/2026Family loved it
Got this for the office secret santa. Total Tolkien fan. Everyone almost choked on their drink. Looks just like the pictures. Highly recommend for any fan.
09/18/2026My precious
Got this for my brother. He owns every extended edition. He screamed when the first tissue came out. Refilling takes like five seconds. 10/10 would gift again.
09/14/2026Hilarious
Got this for my coworker. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He filmed it for his group chat. It's super soft. Highly recommend for any fan.
09/14/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my sister. Total Tolkien fan. She laughed so hard she cried. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Instant classic in our house.
09/10/2026My precious
Got this for my boyfriend. He quotes Gollum all the time. He couldn't stop laughing. Packaging was cute too. Highly recommend for any fan.
09/08/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my coworker. Total Tolkien fan. He put it on his desk at work right away. Refilling takes like five seconds. Won white elephant easily.
09/07/2026He lost it
Got this for my son. He owns every extended edition. He laughed so hard he cried. It's super soft. Buying one for myself now.
09/07/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my uncle. He owns every extended edition. He did the Gollum voice for an hour. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf. Instant classic in our house.
09/05/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my sister. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. She filmed it for her group chat. The face is hilarious up close. My precious!
09/03/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for our white elephant. He quotes Gollum all the time. Everyone laughed so hard they cried. It's super soft. Buying one for myself now.
09/02/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my wife. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. She almost choked on her drink. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Buying one for myself now.
09/02/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my girlfriend. She reads the books every winter. She laughed so hard she cried. It's super soft. Instant classic in our house.
08/29/2026Family loved it
Had to fluff it up after shipping, now it's perfect. Packaging was cute too.
08/28/2026He lost it
Got this for my dad. He quotes Gollum all the time. He almost choked on his drink. Packaging was cute too.
08/22/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my sister. She has watched the trilogy like 20 times. She wouldn't let anyone else touch it. Bigger than I thought, in a good way.
08/15/2026Great white elephant gift
Had to fluff it up after shipping, now it's perfect. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf.
08/14/2026Worth it
Got this for our white elephant. He owns every extended edition. Everyone filmed it for their group chat. Packaging was cute too. Won white elephant easily.
08/14/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my husband. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He wouldn't let anyone else touch it. It's super soft. My precious!
08/12/2026My precious
Got this for my girlfriend. She named her cat Smeagol. She wouldn't let anyone else touch it. Packaging was cute too. Won white elephant easily.
08/07/2026Won Christmas
Got this for my boss. He owns every extended edition. He couldn't stop laughing. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it. Instant classic in our house.
08/06/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my dad. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He laughed so hard he cried. It's super soft. Highly recommend for any fan.
08/04/2026My precious
Got this for my sister. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. She screamed when the first tissue came out. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf. Already ordered a second one.
08/04/2026My precious
Got this for my grandpa. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He made everyone come see it. Looks just like the pictures. 10/10 would gift again.
08/02/2026Won Christmas
Got this for my boss. He quotes Gollum all the time. He put it on his desk at work right away. Packaging was cute too. 10/10 would gift again.
08/02/2026He lost it
Got this for my son. He quotes Gollum all the time. He put it on his desk at work right away. The face is hilarious up close. 10/10 would gift again.
07/29/2026Family loved it
Got this for my best friend. He reads the books every winter. He laughed so hard he cried. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Instant classic in our house.
07/18/2026Hilarious
Got this for my husband. He owns every extended edition. He put it on his desk at work right away. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Best $35 I spent this year.
07/15/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my son. He reads the books every winter. He laughed so hard he cried. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it. 10/10 would gift again.
07/09/2026Won Christmas
Got this for my grandpa. He reads the books every winter. He put it on his desk at work right away. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it.
07/08/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for the office secret santa. Total Tolkien fan. Everyone said it was the best gift of the night. Bigger than I thought, in a good way.
07/08/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my girlfriend. She has watched the trilogy like 20 times. She laughed so hard she cried. It's super soft. Buying one for myself now.
07/06/2026He lost it
Got this for my son. He owns every extended edition. He laughed so hard he cried. Quality is better than I expected. My precious!
07/05/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my girlfriend. She has watched the trilogy like 20 times. She put it on her desk at work right away. Refilling takes like five seconds. Highly recommend for any fan.
07/04/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my grandpa. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He laughed so hard he cried. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it. Highly recommend for any fan.
07/04/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my girlfriend. She owns every extended edition. She said it was the best gift of the night. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Best $35 I spent this year.
07/04/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my sister. Total Tolkien fan. She put it on her desk at work right away. Refilling takes like five seconds. Instant classic in our house.
07/02/2026Office favorite
Got this for my best friend. He owns every extended edition. He almost choked on his drink. Fits a normal tissue pack. Instant classic in our house.
06/30/2026Won Christmas
Got this for our white elephant. He's a huge LOTR nerd. Everyone said it was the best gift of the night. It's super soft. My precious!
06/29/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my sister. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. She couldn't stop laughing. Refilling takes like five seconds. My precious!
06/27/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my roommate. He owns every extended edition. He said it was the best gift of the night. Refilling takes like five seconds.
06/27/2026Family loved it
Got this for our white elephant. He's a huge LOTR nerd. Everyone made everyone come see it. Packaging was cute too. Buying one for myself now.
06/21/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for our white elephant. He quotes Gollum all the time. Everyone put it on their desk at work right away. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf. 10/10 would gift again.
06/21/2026Worth it
Got this for my grandpa. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He made everyone come see it. It's super soft. Best $35 I spent this year.
06/20/2026Hilarious
Got this for my roommate. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He filmed it for his group chat. Looks just like the pictures.
06/12/2026Office favorite
Got this for my sister. She reads the books every winter. She did the Gollum voice for an hour. Refilling takes like five seconds. Won white elephant easily.
06/11/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my coworker. He reads the books every winter. He laughed so hard he cried. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf. My precious!
06/11/2026Worth it
Got this for my best friend. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He filmed it for his group chat. Fits a normal tissue pack. 10/10 would gift again.
06/10/2026Hilarious
Wish it came with tissues, but super funny. It's super soft.
06/09/2026Family loved it
Wish it came with tissues, but super funny. Quality is better than I expected.
06/08/2026Office favorite
Got this for my uncle. He quotes Gollum all the time. He couldn't stop laughing. Fits a normal tissue pack. Instant classic in our house.
06/06/2026Office favorite
Got this for my husband. Total Tolkien fan. He filmed it for his group chat. Looks just like the pictures. Already ordered a second one.
06/04/2026Won Christmas
Got this for my uncle. He quotes Gollum all the time. He almost choked on his drink. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Highly recommend for any fan.
06/04/2026Great white elephant gift
Got this for our white elephant. Total Tolkien fan. Everyone almost choked on their drink. Quality is better than I expected. Best $35 I spent this year.
06/04/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my brother. He owns every extended edition. He put it on his desk at work right away. Refilling takes like five seconds.
05/29/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my girlfriend. She reads the books every winter. She screamed when the first tissue came out. It's super soft. Buying one for myself now.
05/27/2026Office favorite
Took a little longer to arrive than expected, but the reaction was worth it. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf.
05/16/2026He lost it
Got this for my dad. He owns every extended edition. He couldn't stop laughing. Refilling takes like five seconds. Highly recommend for any fan.
05/16/2026Won Christmas
Wish it came with tissues, but super funny. Fits a normal tissue pack.
05/11/2026Great white elephant gift
Got this for my sister. She owns every extended edition. She almost choked on her drink. Refilling takes like five seconds. Buying one for myself now.
05/05/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my coworker. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He filmed it for his group chat. Bigger than I thought, in a good way. Already ordered a second one.
05/03/2026He lost it
Got this for my girlfriend. Total Tolkien fan. She did the Gollum voice for an hour. Looks just like the pictures. My precious!
05/01/2026He lost it
Took a little longer to arrive than expected, but the reaction was worth it. The face is hilarious up close.
04/26/2026Great white elephant gift
Got this for the office secret santa. He's a huge LOTR nerd. Everyone made everyone come see it. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf. Won white elephant easily.
04/24/2026He lost it
Got this for my son. He reads the books every winter. He said it was the best gift of the night. Quality is better than I expected. Buying one for myself now.
04/22/2026Hilarious
Got this for my boss. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He made everyone come see it. Quality is better than I expected. 10/10 would gift again.
04/22/2026Hilarious
Got this for my uncle. He owns every extended edition. He filmed it for his group chat. Quality is better than I expected. Buying one for myself now.
04/21/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my best friend. He reads the books every winter. He did the Gollum voice for an hour. Packaging was cute too. Best $35 I spent this year.
04/18/2026Exactly as shown
Smaller than I pictured, still hilarious. Packaging was cute too.
04/14/2026Hilarious
Took a little longer to arrive than expected, but the reaction was worth it. It's super soft.
04/13/2026Won Christmas
Got this for my best friend. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He screamed when the first tissue came out. Fits a normal tissue pack.
04/13/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my roommate. He quotes Gollum all the time. He screamed when the first tissue came out. Fits a normal tissue pack. Best $35 I spent this year.
04/13/2026My precious
Smaller than I pictured, still hilarious. Quality is better than I expected.
04/05/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my boyfriend. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He couldn't stop laughing. Quality is better than I expected. Highly recommend for any fan.
04/03/2026Hilarious
Got this for my boss. He owns every extended edition. He made everyone come see it. The face is hilarious up close. My precious!
04/02/2026Office favorite
Got this for my dad. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He filmed it for his group chat. Looks just like the pictures. 10/10 would gift again.
03/24/2026Worth it
Got this for my uncle. He quotes Gollum all the time. He wouldn't let anyone else touch it. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf. Won white elephant easily.
03/22/2026Perfect gag gift
Wish it came with tissues, but super funny. Refilling takes like five seconds.
03/22/2026Family loved it
Got this for my roommate. He owns every extended edition. He almost choked on his drink. Quality is better than I expected. My precious!
03/19/2026Office favorite
Got this for my grandpa. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He made everyone come see it. Looks just like the pictures. Buying one for myself now.
03/09/2026He lost it
Got this for my coworker. He owns every extended edition. He put it on his desk at work right away. Looks just like the pictures. Won white elephant easily.
03/06/2026Family loved it
Got this for my girlfriend. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. She said it was the best gift of the night. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it. My precious!
03/04/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my wife. Total Tolkien fan. She couldn't stop laughing. Refilling takes like five seconds. Best $35 I spent this year.
03/03/2026He lost it
Got this for my husband. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He said it was the best gift of the night. The face is hilarious up close. 10/10 would gift again.
03/02/2026Office favorite
Got this for my dad. He owns every extended edition. He couldn't stop laughing. Looks just like the pictures. Instant classic in our house.
02/14/2026Funniest gift ever
Smaller than I pictured, still hilarious. It's super soft.
02/11/2026So dumb, so good
Got this for my dad. He quotes Gollum all the time. He almost choked on his drink. Quality is better than I expected. My precious!
02/08/2026So dumb, so good
Smaller than I pictured, still hilarious. The face is hilarious up close.
02/06/2026Exactly as shown
Got this for my roommate. Total Tolkien fan. He couldn't stop laughing. Fits a normal tissue pack. Best $35 I spent this year.
01/24/2026Hilarious
Got this for my wife. She's a huge LOTR nerd. She said it was the best gift of the night. Refilling takes like five seconds. Buying one for myself now.
01/23/2026Hilarious
Got this for my dad. He's a huge LOTR nerd. He made everyone come see it. Fits a normal tissue pack. My precious!
01/22/2026Hilarious
Got this for the office secret santa. He quotes Gollum all the time. Everyone made everyone come see it. Looks just like the pictures. 10/10 would gift again.
01/18/2026Family loved it
Got this for my coworker. He owns every extended edition. He laughed so hard he cried. Looks just like the pictures. Won white elephant easily.
01/18/2026Won Christmas
Got this for my wife. She's a huge LOTR nerd. She screamed when the first tissue came out. Refilling takes like five seconds. Highly recommend for any fan.
01/15/2026Perfect gag gift
Got this for my girlfriend. She named her cat Smeagol. She almost choked on her drink. Quality is better than I expected. Highly recommend for any fan.
01/12/2026He lost it
Got this for my uncle. He reads the books every winter. He did the Gollum voice for an hour. The face is hilarious up close. Buying one for myself now.
01/10/2026He lost it
Took a little longer to arrive than expected, but the reaction was worth it. Looks just like the pictures.
01/10/2026Funniest gift ever
Got this for my coworker. Total Tolkien fan. He filmed it for his group chat. Shipping took a bit but it was worth it. Already ordered a second one.
01/07/2026Hilarious
Got this for my wife. She owns every extended edition. She filmed it for her group chat. Fits a normal tissue pack. Instant classic in our house.
01/02/2026So dumb, so good
Wish it came with tissues, but super funny. Sturdy enough to sit on a shelf.
12/30/2025My precious
Got this for my coworker. We do a Lord of the Rings marathon every Christmas. He made everyone come see it. Refilling takes like five seconds. My precious!
12/29/2025